- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

i like turtles

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

God is real.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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