- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Phew... it's gone.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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