- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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