- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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