why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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