who is really lanky? james cornish

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

thumb_up thumb_down -4

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

thumb_up thumb_down -4

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops