Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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women's rights.

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And now a word from our sponsors

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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