A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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penis. nuff said.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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why are balck people black because they are

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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