How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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