- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Take part of what?

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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