why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Obama = ebola

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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