- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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