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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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