WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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can you touch your toes? no

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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a black man pays his child support

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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