- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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