Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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