A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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