Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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