- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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