- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Dan walked into a jelly fish

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Want to hear a joke? No.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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