- Anti Joke

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.