- Anti Joke

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What is life? Paul.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What is life? Paul.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Anti Joke

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What is life? Paul.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!