- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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