- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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