- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Take part of what?

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What page are you on The gay page.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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