- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

kennah campion when she talks

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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