What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Chris is hairy

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

rocky is here again.......................

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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