A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Women's Rights.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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