Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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