- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

someone called someone else a frog

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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