- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

You know whats annoying? Steve

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

womens rights

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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