What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Im taking a shit right now.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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