- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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