How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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womans rights...

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Men's rights

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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