- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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