- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

A fat guy!

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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