- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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