- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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