Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Knock, Knock Come in

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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