- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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