- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What's funny? Women's rights.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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