How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Good job, son.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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human centipede

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Chris Bosh's neck

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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