- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

quantum physics?

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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