- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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