There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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An anti-joke

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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