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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken