Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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An anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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