- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Good job, son.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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