- Anti Joke

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

A man went skydiving and tragically died.