What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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quantum physics?

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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