- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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