- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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