- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What's long and black The unemployment line

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??