- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Chris is hairy

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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