Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Andoni was here

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

womens rights.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

No antijoke here.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Potassium? K.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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