- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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