- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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