I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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What is life? Paul.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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