why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Anti Joke

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