- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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