Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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How you know when dislextic

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Anti Joke

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