- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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