why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

women's rights.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

your mom was so fat that she died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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