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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

AIDS

Black people stink of shite!

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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