- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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