- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Knock knock, COME IN!

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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