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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

I like that, but why am I happy?

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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