- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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