- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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