- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock knock, COME IN!

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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