- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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