guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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