- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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