What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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