- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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