Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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