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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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