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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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