- Anti Joke

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.