- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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