- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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