- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Women's Rights..

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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