A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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what are you mike bibby?

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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A lot eh?

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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