- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Guess who is violent. Osama

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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