whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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drugs.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Anti Joke

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