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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

kennah campion when she talks

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2