- Anti Joke

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.