How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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