A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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