What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Why? Because.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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