knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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