- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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