- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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