- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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